Latin translation: "I came, I saw, I cleaned it up."
Chronic Masturbator #1: The rules for the shower are simple: Veni, Vidi, Bleachi
Chronic Masturbator #2, #3, #4: Agreed.
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( statement, Quote ); I came, I saw, I stuck around.

Used when entering a room full of your more intelligent friends, and you have no other desire than to hang out with them.

'Veni Vidi Velcro!' Jerry said to the amusement of his buds, as he slipped into the room and threw himself onto the couch.
by YoucancallmeFloyd September 25, 2007
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refers to a Latin sentence "veni, vidi, vici" - "I came, I saw, I conquered" by Julius Caesar - in this case it means "I came, I saw, I used Wikipedia" ("wiki" instead of "vici") and describes a tendency to look for solution to every problem or answer to any question in Wikipedia without considering any other source;
John: That's a nice essay.
Carl: Veni, vidi, wiki, bro!
John: Veni-what?
Carl: Veni, vidi, wiki. I came, I saw, I used Wikipedia! I just typed the topic and I got all the answers. No library, no sitting with books till midnight. I conquered!
by KurtSteinerPL March 26, 2012
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I came, I saw, I shopped.. Only on fabulous finds such as a one of a kind Christian Louboutin versus a sad looking pair of knock offs on Canal St.
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Veni Vidi Clicki is the tech era's "I came I saw I conquered," as attributed to Julius Caesar.
The anonymous poster signed off on all his quips with a "Veni Vidi Clicki."
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I came, I saw, I conquered.

Commonly:
I came, I saw, I fucked.
or
I came, I saw, I came.
Oh, baby, veni, vidi, vici!
by Jacon (jay-son) August 23, 2003
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1. A Latin phrase originally coined by Julius Caesar which translates roughly to "I came, I saw, I conquered." Also used by teenagers to describe their own sexual conquests.
2. An infamous level of platforming hell in the rage game "VVVVVV", known for requiring split-second reactions and absolute precision, lest the player end up with a face full of spikes. As it turns out, this level is completely optional.
1. Random teenager: You remember that girl from that party. Veni Vidi Vici, you know?

2. Veni, Vidi, Vici is a fucking stupid level that's made me die over and over again!
by Bomberman1218 January 18, 2018
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