A bad driver with Utah license plates. Also, anyone from Utah who acts like an idiot, or is a little behind in current culture/slang because Utah is so far inland from California.
Can you believe she is still using the word "gnarly" and wearing acid wash jeans like they're the latest thing? The biggest problem with Utah is that it's full of Utards!
by Bella~ January 3, 2007
A combination of Utah and Retard. Usually designated for Utah's notoriously bad drivers (or Mormons), Utards learned to drive on a tractor that doesn't have blinkers, mirrors or go above 30 mph (in the fast lane).
That dude drives like a fucking Utard. Partying with Utards is boring; all they do is read scriptures and eat jello.
by Incogitatus April 7, 2008
by dee space November 20, 2020
Portmanteau of “Utah” and “Retard”. The full Utah package wrapped up into one person.
Utahans that speak with a Utah accent, drive like a methed up gorilla, most the time are Republican conservatives, really like the second amendment, and are often horrible workaholics.
Although a lot of the time Mormans make up most of athe Utard populace, it isn’t exclusive to them.
Utahans that speak with a Utah accent, drive like a methed up gorilla, most the time are Republican conservatives, really like the second amendment, and are often horrible workaholics.
Although a lot of the time Mormans make up most of athe Utard populace, it isn’t exclusive to them.
by TicAss December 21, 2021