Uncle Joe

The one uncle that gives away money and has a wierd obsesion with airplanes.

Hurry children, hide in your rooms! Uncle joe is at the door!

by TheManOfTheWise February 27, 2015

Uncle Joe

This boi is always horny. His nephews run when they hear him yell “WHICH ONE OF YOUR FUCKERS IS GETTING ON MY COCK TONIGHT”. Although he does buy his nephews lap dances at the club and buys them drugs and alcohol. He has an obsession with putting his nephews in a closet. Those fuckers basically live in there.

“Opens closet” Sam what happened. Uncle Joe put me in here. I screeched not the cock but he gargled that bitch anyways.

by Thanos did nothing wrong November 9, 2019

an uncle joe

When you shit yourself on an airplane after drinking coffee and have to throw your underwear away.

I almost pulled an uncle Joe but I made it in time! That was close.

by Jbone2020 November 4, 2018

The Uncle Joe

When you have children rub your leg hair and it feels good.

No, don’t make little Billy do “The Uncle Joe”!

by ChorlieChorlie October 29, 2020

Uncle Joe's basement

A place where little kids go to be filled by Uncle Joe's juices

Uncle Joe's basement is almighty in basement with little kids

by Uncle joe's kiddy handler February 14, 2020

Uncle Joe Mode

It is a mode a man slips into when he has a nagging wife or girlfriend. He just says nothing while she whines and complains. It is his only defense mechanism against the non-stop jabbering and the only way for him to keep his sanity!

OMG dude, Larry's girlfriend just won't stop nagging him!! Look at him just sitting there lifeless, saying nothing.............he is in Uncle Joe Mode for sure!

by The Gootz December 3, 2015

Uncle joe

Uncle Joe is a sick person he will smash anyone and anything that move. He will eat you newborns and suck all the juices out of your sister he will literally stick his wood log up your ass and then smash your inside out then blow you the other way out he will take the kids to be shot out back and will bone your step mom till she has enough kids to fill a school bus then he'll drive it into the Pacific ocean

Ohhh uncle Joe why is it sooooo big

by I want the Kermit Fry's November 18, 2019