us army

Still the best alternative to jail time when offered in a court of law.

OK Mom, sure I could get killed in Iraq, but then we all die anyway, right? You want I should do a year in Rykers Island or Attica? At least in the US Army I'll die with dignity. Besides Ma, the food might even be better.

by Crispus Attucks October 13, 2005

US ARMY

Acronym (Backwards):

Y yes
M my
R retarded
A ass

S signed
U up

I can't believe my retarded ass signed up! US ARMY

by Roger Flemming June 02, 2007

us army

The most powerful army, even though it's easy to beat the crap out of everyone when you're the less drunk of the world( 2% beer) and that everyone (with exceptions) has to go through it.
they put alot of publicy on it too (america's army and stupid commercials)

-how about joining the us army?
-ok. Why not?

by Gabriel P. May 17, 2005

us army

The army currently located in the United states of America.

During the Iraq war they were the first equiped with Desert Camo. Canada still used Forest Camo. The united states still shot 4 Canadians.

The US Army will shoot anything that moves.

US Army: "Remember. Kill them all!"
Canadian Military: "Hey, what's up?"
US Army: "AhhhH! Talking tree!"
*4 canadian's died*

by |Canadian-Guy| January 24, 2011

Future US Army Soldier

Many will remember this as a quality vine hero, but to me I can only think of Claire.

"You just disrespected a future US army soldier"

by Ruggy June 27, 2020

ARMY, US

ARMY-Aint Ready for The Marines Yet
YMRASU (USARMY backwords)-
Yes My Retarted Ass Signed Up

Marine- ARMY is for pussies. Becaus they Aint Ready for The Marines Yet
Army-not they aint
Marine- die...
Army-...

by treetop May 06, 2004