UCSD

A school without attractive people. After attending this school one will be diagnosed with the Triton Eye. The Triton Eye is a disease caused by being around ugly girls too long and your standards for what is attractive is lowered extremely.

An example of the Triton Eye would be looking at a girl and thinking I would have sex with her (but dear God you know you dont want to).

UCSD by Jacob May 5, 2005

UCSD

University of California of the Socially Dead

Where do you go to school? I go to UCSD. Oh I'm sorry dude, you go to University of California of the Socially Dead, that sucks.

UCSD by NOT a UCSD student May 15, 2008

UCSD

A place for those who were rejected from UCB/UCLA.

I was rejected from Cal and UCLA, but I was accepted into UCSD. Oh well.

UCSD by Tzeentch June 13, 2007

UCSD

UCSD from the transfer student point of view. If you go here as a transfer student (if you are a Californian) you did not get in to UCLA or UCB. You are very bitter over this fact and walk around mad at the world. Every time you drive down Sunset Blvd. past UCLA you get a tear in your eye.

You wish there was affirmative action for Caucasian girls. You are in shock when you go to SDSU and see all those cute girls.

You have a sandwich at Subway, and realize all the girls are nerdy Asian types.

You hate walking uphill by the library.

One more crappy weekend hanging out at crappy Gaslamp clubs.

You pray you get into UCB or UCLA for grad school.

Other people always know UCSD was you third choice.

UCSD by Cromwell October 1, 2007

UCSD

A pompous, self-promoting institution located in La Jolla, CA. Considers itself a big deal, but really isn't anything special. Also pretends to be in San Diego to hide the fact that it's incredibly boring and devoid of attractive females.

You're going to UCSD? Haha, you're going to get the Triton Eye!

UCSD by Down with UCSD July 3, 2006

UCSD

One of the schools in the University of California system. Occupied mainly by Asians, Ugly Girls, and all around Nerds. It has an ugly campus located in La Jolla where there is basically nothing to do past dark. UCSD is currently attempting to eliminate every program that is not strictly academic. On the bright side, academically UCSD exceeds all other colleges in San Diego. But if you're looking to have fun and get an education in San Diego, SDSU is the better choice.

Tina: Hey, did you get accepted into UCSD?
Cindy: Yeah, but I'm going to State instead.

UCSD by Azteca October 19, 2007

UCSD

It's not University of California, San Diego

It's Under Construction, Socially Dead.

Jesus Christ, where are the parties/ why are the roads blocked?

"UCSD man, go study at the library."

UCSD by @ericricoyang September 24, 2021