turkey leg

a big fat blunt that is rolled so that it is skinny on one side and has a big bulge on the other end, resembling a turkey's leg

hey paul, roll us a big fat turkey leg so we can get stoned

by bolanos May 31, 2007

turkey-leg

The persona exemplified by conservatism and backwoods bravado. This character can be found in any part of the world and the term defines all manner of sins including eating giant turkey legs at the county fair, wearing tall tube socks with very short denim shorts, and drinking Stag or Pabst Blue Ribbon beers. Can be used in both adjective or a noun form. Synonyms include "hoosier," "hick" and "white trash." Founded by Chip Benson after extensive research in middle America.

1. David Spade's character in the movie, "Joe Dirt" is a turkey-leg.
2. Any man, woman or child with mullet is a turkey-leg.
3. A person who owns a 1997 Camaro, Firebird or Mustang and follows Nascar avidly is a turkey-leg.
4. Any woman with dark roots, blonde hair, smoker's cough and a cigarette pouch coin purse is a turkey-leg.
5. Can often be named "Bubba" or "Angel."

by carjo12683 September 6, 2008

albuquerque turkey leg

The act of filling a vagina with gravy, dipping a drumstick in it, and eating it.

Your mother and i shared a delicious albuquerque turkey leg together last night.

by blackjiggy January 21, 2011

Slapping the turkey leg

The act of masturbation while having a hand inserted into your anus

Bigs "Where was Frank last night?"
Biff "Oh Frank was slapping the turkey leg all night."

by The turkey leg of minith Morgu September 3, 2021

Turkey Leg

A sexual act performed between 2 or more large hungry harry gay men, commonly know as "Bears". This involves a turkey leg being hidden underneath the "catchers" pillow. Moments prior to the "pitcher" ejaculating, one or both the catching bears, pulls the turkey leg out from underneath the pillow and proceeds to gnaw on the turkey leg. Meanwhile, the pitching bear ejaculates onto the turkey leg. Similar to the spit trick, only involving a piece of turkey in a sexual act, and large harry hungry men.

So I gave two guys a turkey leg last night.... Its all good...

by shrimp grenade October 8, 2010

Spanish Turkey Leg

When a man wearing a sombrero rubs a greasy old turkey leg on a woman's breasts, and then proceeds to whack at them with his falace like a pinata.

A few weeks after Thanksgiving, Long John Sanchez gave her a Spanish Turkey Leg.

by Pdiddy15 May 25, 2010

Booty Clench Turkey Legs

A sudden clench in a turkeys buttocks down to it's legs. Often used as a joke for memes.

Why was the math book so sad?
Person: I don't know, why?
Booty Clench Turkey Legs
Person: What?

by Taida.uwu March 16, 2020