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behead the brown tortoise 

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Verb: To take a shit. So called because the act of the sphyncter muscles, whilst pinching off the loaf, creates a guillotine effect upon the toroise's (the shit) neck.
"Hey guys, I'd love to go to the store with you, but I've really got to behead the brown tortoise right now."
behead the brown tortoise by A Dub November 10, 2008
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The Gaming Tortoise 

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The person in your friend group that you always have to wait for when you're all playing games together because they are stuck on a level.
Bob: C'mon guys lets hurry this up!
Bill: *gets caught up*
Nathan: GUYS IM STUCK
Johnathan: *gets caught up* Hurry up! You're 100% The Gaming Tortoise of our friend group!
The Gaming Tortoise by McDonaldsOfAustralia February 5, 2023
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the Toasty Tortoise 

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Where you put a girl head-first into a sleeping bag and then fuck her in the ass.
I used to hate camping, until I gave Rachael the Toasty Tortoise at the lake last weekend.
the Toasty Tortoise by ThaneOfCawdor June 28, 2009
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