A group of white, racist, diabetic, senior citizens dressed in garments from the late 1700s. They want to lower taxes for rich people (for some unknown fucking reason) and cut spending despite being entirely dependent on medicare and social security. This paradox clearly underscores their fundamental lack of LOGIC.

Ironically, these idiots were dead silent when President George W. Bush ran up the deficit with tax cuts and two wars. But when President Barack Obama was elected to office, the idea that a black man was spending their money made them sound the alarm.
"Get your hands of my Medicare!!"

- Actual quote from a member of the Tea Party at a Town Hall meeting.
by KakashiBallZ May 25, 2011
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White trash identity politics, circa 2009-2010. This movement features the isolated and ignorant boldly and proudly acting as vassals for a small group of cynical thieves, like the Koch brothers (whose own younger brother has accused of being criminals).
Every moron in the Tea Party is interested in impoverishing themselves, as long as it keeps the Kochs, Rupert Murdoch, and other criminals rich and keeps minorities poor.
by not a Koch sucker October 6, 2010
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A political group of noisy ignorant rednecks who actually represent a very small portion of the American population. One of their major goal is to reduce taxes because these guys are poor as hell. Could you please think a little you tea party patriots! If we reduce the taxes, the country will not have enough money to pay for the infrastructures and public services, that are currently in a really bad but really bad state.
by JUDi876 October 31, 2010
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(n.) 1. A disillusioned group of U.S. citizens that blindly oppose whatever legislative and/or government policy they perceive as being leftist, but said legislation/policy is actually in their own best interest.

2. Unknowing puppets of capitalist corporations and their congressional silent partners used to derail any progressive movement in the US government and/or society.

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The Tea Party is having a rally to oppose the middle class tax break for those Americans making $250K/year or less even though 98% of the Tea Party members fall within this category.
by ISeeJesusInMyToast February 9, 2010
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Canadian-based power trio, often compared to Led Zeppelin and The Doors, which are both arguable comparisons. They have produced, for EMI Canada, 7 albums, and contradict their anti-music-industry stance with a few #1 hits. They have performed with the Rolling Stones at Toronto's SARStock, and have toured the country with an orchestra tour.
by kamera December 30, 2005
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A group of obese, undereducated hicks who worship the 2nd Amendment, think Obama is a Muslim solely because of his name and skin color, call anyone to the left of Hitler a communist and a socialist, and would rather see Americans starve and die in the streets by the millions than see a Democrat in the White House. Indistinguishable from the Republican Party, as they are one and the same.
We Christians in the Republican Tea Party need to pray that the economy tailspins into another Great Depression so that Obama loses in 2012.
by rtv0587 August 15, 2011
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Where white people from all walks of intolerant society gather to draw hitler mustaches on pictures, make effigies of black people hanging, show off their illegal guns, and whine about other bs.
billy bob: hey der, u goin tur da tea party tommorow?

joe dirt: heck yea deey tuk urr jerrrbs!!!!
by Jutintime April 16, 2010
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