Squidward

A communist

Squidward:"The gentle laborer shall no longer suffer from the Krabitalism of Mr. Krabs! We will dismantle oppression board by board! We'll saw the foundation of big business in half, even if it takes AN ETERNITY! With your support, we will send the hammer of the people's will crashing through the windows of Mr. Krabs' House of Servitude! The Gentle Laborer shall not be overrun by Krabitalism!"

Mr. Krabs: *goes bankrupt*

by Ya boi Stalin May 9, 2018

Squidward

sexiest beast alive

Damn I wish I could eat squidward ass

by Kinkyemokid August 14, 2017

Squidward

The 'straight guy' on the comedy known as spongebob Squarepants

"you have to feel sorry for Squidward sometimes"

by JimmyK September 12, 2003

squidward

The only Spongebob character who can hit the dab

Did you see squidward hit the dab on that parade float?

by GrizzlyBaritone February 20, 2016

Squidward

The only normal character on the TV show SpongeBob SquarePants. He is a squid.

Squidward said that SpongeBob is immature.

by Nick September 20, 2003

Squidward

A character in Spongebob Squarepants who always behave seriously and realistic unlike the main character.

Squidward is way more cool than Spongbob.

by Anonymous July 25, 2003

Squidwarding

Squidwarding is the act of taking ones testicles, and placing each in separate eyes of another person, and taking your penis and laying it down the persons nose, creating the appearance of the cartoon character Squidward from the childrens show Spongebob Squarepants

i was squidwarding this one girl last night while she was sleeping

by dan and adam June 3, 2007