Using only one headphone on one's ear while listening to music, resembling a secret agent's way of communicating.
Hey I wanna listen to some tunes but I also wanna hear you talk so im just going to do the secret agent.
by Lord 13yr0n March 27, 2008
When you have a poo and the log goes straight round the U-bend.
Use in combination with a lucky barry for the ultimate poo - the Secret Agent Lucky Barry.
Use in combination with a lucky barry for the ultimate poo - the Secret Agent Lucky Barry.
I just had a secret agent.
by rmp89 September 12, 2009
by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004
"dude, there's nowhere to cheef around here"
"it's cool man, i got the secret agent. you can toke it up walkin down the street!"
"it's cool man, i got the secret agent. you can toke it up walkin down the street!"
by goddamnhippy June 6, 2005
When a man is having sex with a fat or ugly chick, after he cums, he pulls the rubber off, stuffs it over her head and yells at her very sternly, "if you tell anyone about this, I'll fucking kill you".
After Peter was done fucking that fat hog, he totally gave her the secret agent and she ran out of his room crying like a stuck pig.
by ForestTex February 20, 2007
by yetty b April 19, 2008
Karen White, jailed for raping two women with "her" penis, successfully infiltrated a women's prison as a Secret Agent Man to sexually assault two female prisoners.
by ba327 January 30, 2019