the dude's a total jerk with a capital G

no need to be a jerk with a capital G, you Gerk
by PerfectPeridot June 2, 2021
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him: she is a jerk!
her: only guys can be jerks!
him: fine, then she is a GERK!
by scubuh April 14, 2010
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Gerk-Somone beyond the mixture of a geek, nerd, and dork.

Mechanically Inclined.
Accomplished in scientific or technical pursuits but is felt to be socially inept.
Gerk would understand this joke, and what the workd UNIX means.

•A Unix joke.
"There was a party where all math functions were having a good time. But, standing alone by the corner, there was e^x and he was not having the same good time. Then ∂x and ∫ came to him, and asked him to integrate himself to the party: -C'mon dude, integrate with us. And e^x said: -It makes no sense, It would make no difference.

•if f(x)=e^x, ∫f(x)∂x then the result is f(x)=e^x.
by chuch305 February 25, 2011
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adj. Being "high" on caffeine, to the point of incoherent annoying babbling and random hyperactivity and/or spacing out externally while mentally the mind is moving with incredible speed.
1. Man, after 10 XTZs I'm fucking gerked.

2. Hey dude, lay off the fucking Teas. You're gerked out of your mind right now.
by (L-CA) June 9, 2006
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1. Another name for penis
2. An extremely cool personguy :D
Gerk = teh pwn
by Ecks Dee February 2, 2004
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Ellie Sattler(Laura Dern) jammed her arm into a gerke in the original Jurassic Park.
by Mule1234 May 16, 2018
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A combination of the words Dork, Nerd, and Geek.
Dude, your such a gerk. You have an A+ in every class, and you are a spammer.
by Jammi November 30, 2007
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