bartman

to reach for a foul ball and blow your team's chance to go to the world series for the first time since your grandpa was 8; to be Bill Buckner's best friend; to be a hero in Miami

He pulled a bartman on Alou

by schlong October 16, 2003

Bartman

To change the outcome of the night without intention, or screwing someone over.

Dude, you totally pulled a Bartman with us last night. You did as much for us as Bartman did for the Cubs back in '03.

by joebooh2 May 2, 2007

bartman

Bart from the simpsons in his super hero costume mimicing batman

"Who are you?"
"I'm Bartman"

by sfoley January 25, 2008

bartman

Being a complete and utter moron.

That guy's a total bartman.

by pater incognito October 15, 2003

Steve Bartman

The infamous fan who interfered with a foul ball during the National League Championship Series between the Chicago Cubs and Florida Marlins in 2003.

Steve Bartman ruined the Cubs chances of winning the world series dude.

by C-Kill October 28, 2007

Pull a Bartman

To cause, by some dickhead blunder, the catastrophic failure of something critical to your success in life...the way Steve Bartman caused the biblical implosion of the Chicago Cubs in the 2003 National League Playoffs.

Yeah, he's hitting that tonight for sure!... less he Pull a Bartman.

Dude #1: Naw, he didn't get the job... he pulled a Bartman.
Dude #2: No fuckin' way! th' fuck happened??
Dude #1: He farted in the interview and pretended he didn't hear anything.

by rayman8r February 21, 2010

joe bartman

a bulky muscle dude who loves rotisserie turkeys. sometimes supples hprrible sarcasm and stupid noises. for example: yeeeeee

dude did you see that guy? he looked like a joe bartman

by kayschmoy November 17, 2017