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tea baggin 

to dunk your nads in the bitches mouth.
You know... The old "In & Out" Routine.
It seems like Big Mamma was tea baggin too mucken futch...
I can't understand what his {or her?} definition is supposed to say? Big Mamma says: "UUUUUUHHHHH, iuyevosQK]Asijh AKYRefiwareuhrbtc98eas74hr=-" What evah!!!
tea baggin by mavros May 1, 2006

tea baggin 

strange obsession involving the male baw sack and a woman/man's mouth that the basketball team of Gryffe High School seem to have!
aww man he tea bagged him a peach!
tea baggin by big mamma April 1, 2005

tea baggin 

when a man places his scrotom on somone's face while that person wheter it be a male/female is sleepin, very unexpecting and takes a picture for proof
I tea bagged my boyfriend last nite
tea baggin by big_wood September 14, 2005

tea baggin 

when a geezer squats over his girlfriend whilst she's got her gob open. He then dips his bollox in and out until he gets bored. This can be done to a man or woman and preferably the tea bagee should be asleep to avoid having to get consent.
She was asleep and looked like snow white, so I started tea baggin her.
tea baggin by djiki July 25, 2007

Tea Bagging my Joke 

To add on to a joke after the punchline thinking it will be funnier -- and failing.
Bob:Hey Jim...What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

Jim: I dont know Bob, what?
Bob: The taste!
Trish: and the smell!
Bob: bitch quit 'tea bagging my joke'!

Iced tea bagging 

Pronunciation: \ˈīsd\ : \ˈtē\ \ˈba-giŋ\

The insertion of one man's nut sickles or frozen nut sack into another person's mouth to promote rapid thawing.
Nanook was screwing his favorite baby seal when he developed nut sickles. After returning to the igloo he began Iced tea bagging his ol' lady to thaw out.