Taco Salad

The act of using salad dressing (or any oil based food) as lube for anal sex.

Ardis couldnt find any lube, so she grabbed some ranch dressing, and Jeff gave her a Taco Salad.

by Joe Smith April 15, 2005

taco salad

A taco salad is when someone eats out the asshole of a individual from Mexico

It was totally hot when Patrick gave Rodriguez a taco salad

by JessRichKA October 24, 2006

taco salad

Unshaven female pubic hair, especially that which is abnormally thick and full.

Dude don't go down on that, she has taco salad.

by equis.zero May 9, 2007

taco salad

Vegan pussy.

"Dude, dis you just say that you like Phish?"
"Yeah, but just so I can get some taco salad."

by Der Capitan December 8, 2003

taco salad

Where you eatin a girls ass and she shits in your mouth then you chew it up (ground beef) and spit it in her pussy then you fuck the pussy and cum all over it(sour cream)then eat it all back up

wow i gave sally the taco salad she said it looked delicious

by Brandon Hell May 20, 2007

taco salad mad

The ultimate level of a woman being pissed off, too the point of being psychotically crazy. Happens when a certain hamburger chain runs out of chili for the taco salad and all they wanted was a taco salad. People have been killed for this reason

Z: "Dude, was she pissed?"
N: "Yeah, mad . . . "
Z: "How mad? taco salad mad?
N: "Yeah, she was taco salad mad?

by PantsWrangler May 20, 2007

Texas Taco Salad

Is when you throw up inside your girls vajayjay and you fuck her until your throw up becomes a creamy like substance, then you top it off with your own table cream (semen).

My girl wanted to try something new in bed, so i bust out the Texas Taco Salad on her. She hasnt asked for anything new ever since.

by Taconaire September 14, 2009