Stumpy

After abusing a substance, this word is often thrown around to indicate that one is intoxicated and generally affected by said substance.

DC: C'mon man, get in the car!
MM: Man, I'm way too stumpy.

by cc58 January 19, 2006

Stumpy

A penis that is under 2 inches, not circumcised and retarded.

Thats an awfully stumpy penis you got there Mr. Bob

by anyonononmous April 4, 2003

Stumpy

A redneck drinking game played out in the country. It is played with a large tree stump, hammer, and nails. Everyone has a nail partly tapped in on the stump and a drink in their hand, preferably a beer. The rotation goes in a circle and each player must flip and catch the hammer mid air and hit someone else's nail. If they drop the hammer or miss a nail, they lose the turn. The last nail standing is winner.

This game can be extremely dangerous. Sometimes the nails fly and hit people in the eye or hammers get dropped on toes or other body parts. Sometimes, once very intoxicated, the hammer can hit someone in the face, causing injury.

Bubba: Man, i got nothin to do tonight..

Bill: Wanna play some stumpy?

Bubba: Hell yea man, stumpy is the best, better grab some nails

by bubbfromthenorth November 21, 2011

Stumpy

A drunken one night stand soo ugly,when you wake up the next day with her on your arm, you would rather gnore your own arm off leaving you with a stump for a arm, instead of waking them.

(because obv alchohol will make a lass look way more attractive then they are)

Never slept with a stumpy, but i've woken up with a few

by SiegeCow May 23, 2008

A-Stumpy

When one receives and/or gives sexual pleasure by means of an amputated limb.

Bro 1: I saw a hot girl the other day with one arm at the bar.
Bro 2: Yeah me too, was she hot and blonde?

Bro 1: Yeah she was!
Bro 2: I would totally get a-stumpy from her

:: Bro Five ::

by Weedy McRoberson June 18, 2011

Stumpy

Someone who very short and often has a very awkward personality. This word is most frequently used on The Fresh Prince of Bel-air when describing Carlton.

“Hey stumpy!”

by B.Gar October 13, 2018

stumpy

to have the characteristics of a tiny individual; resembling a person who dies in combat due to being stepped on

A stumpy soldier died when his fox hole was literally a foxhole.

by wildman March 30, 2005