stubbing your toe

Inexplicable pain beyond fucking measure. Unimaginable aching. Worse than giving birth to a porcupine.

1. I stubbed my toe on the wall FFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK

2. Stubbing your toe is like getting a blowjob with teeth from satan

by The fictionary June 25, 2014

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STUB ONE'S TOE

the application of an exorbitant quantity of cologne to one's body, thus making one smell like a French harlot. The implication being that when one has taken the cap off of a cologne bottle, he must have stubbed his toe, thus causing him to spill a shit load of it on his body as if he took a bath in the stuff.

Did you smell Jake this morning? The sumbitch must have "stubbed his toe."

by weave March 28, 2003

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toe stub

The moment after you hit your tow on something, and you cannot get anything right for crap.

Me:AHHHHH
Mom:WHAT HAPPENED WHO DIED!?!?
Me:me toe stubbed. Ahh i mean i toed my stubb

Mom:*laughs*
Me:you’re kinda rude

by Karlyrenee January 9, 2018

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Toe Stub Effect

A minor singe of pain that causes any emotional build up to be released in the form (s) of pshychotic breakdown, passionate rage or uncontrollable tears

(Janice bumps her head on the break room cabinet)

Employee #1: Why is Janice screaming about her boyfriend?

Employee #2: Dude, its the toe stub effect.

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Everything seems fine. You stub your toe. All hell breaks loose.

by Carli&Mike November 14, 2013

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