Strategic Dipping 

Not double dipping! When a chip (or other dippable food) is dipped, bitten, and then turned over so that the tainted, bitten, and saliva covered part isn't able to corrupt the dip.

Don: Hey man, no double dipping!
Mac: I'm not double dipping! I'm using strategic dipping!

Strategic Dipping by Zorgithatoob January 1, 2011

strategically shacking 

When someone (usually a girl) plans on shacking with someone of the opposite sex, but doesn't want the other person to know she planned on staying over, she packs strategic items in her purse, such as a contact case, make-up remover, toothbrush, maybe even flip flops.

"I planned on strategically shacking, and it worked--he had no idea I had my contact solution and toothbrush in my purse!"

strategically shacking by Sporgan May 13, 2006

Strategically Scratched 

when getting to a good part in a movie on dvd, the scene stops and flickers, untill you must fast forward to a bad part.

Spencer: Wow this movie sucks

Will: Dam I know every good scene cant be read by the dvd player

Thomas: This dvd is "Strategically Scratched" I hate blockbuster

Strategically Scratched by DJ SpinGood September 7, 2010

strategic vom 

A big vomit just before you go to sleep so you won't wake up deathly hungover (or die in your sleep)

"Man, if it weren't for that strategic vom last night when I got home from dinner at my boss's house, I wouldn't even be around to share this story"

strategic vom by strategicvom April 4, 2009

strategic procrastination

Putting off starting or completing a task or responding to an invitation because of the possibility it will go away.

When my neighbor told me she had canceled her Tupperware party, I was glad I had practiced strategic procrastination.

strategic procrastination by midcenturyantique November 19, 2009

strategic absence 

Taking off from school in order to get work done, miss a test, and/or push back a due date. Similar to playing hooky, the difference being you are actually doing work.

"We had 3 tests and a paper due today, so I took a strategic absence."

strategic absence by Dr. Odenbach February 28, 2009

Strategic Blackout 

(N) When you find yourself a party with two or more people that think you are 'serious' with them, leaving you with only one logical choice: to blackout, so you don't need to choose one/ make things awkward for the future. Tryna f(x).

Hogarth: Dude, fuck. Both Nicole AND Alex are at this party and they both think we have something going. I can't let either one of them see me with the other.

P-Rod: Isn't it obvious, asshole? You need a STRATEGIC BLACKOUT.

Hogarth: Holy fuck, you fucking genius, pass me the fucking Wolfschmidt.

P-rod: I deserve a Nobel Fucking Peace Prize.

Hogarth: I fucked ur mom loljk.

Strategic Blackout by Animalcrackers April 26, 2014