Hillcrest Strainer

When a man takes a funnel in his mouth and has another man take a sloppy dump in the funnel. The funnel retains the clumps but allows the liquid goodness down the throat. This is a variation of the Hot Lunch procedure
Damn I shouldn’t have eaten those Tijuana street tacos. At least my man friend will enjoy a nice Hillcrest Strainer tonight
by Omar Joyce August 17, 2009
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Poo Strainer

A person super glues small dots along the butt crack like buttons and presses the cheek together. When the person poops, the poo comes out like a Play-Doh spaghetti factory.
I'm sick of my poo always coming out in one big log, its so BORING. I should give myself a poo strainer and then maybe someone will love me.
by RIPRAFT April 13, 2011
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silver strainer

a sexual act in which your partner creates an insicion in the scrotum and then has you teabag them, after which a testicle is sucked through the opening.
its illegal in all fifty states to give the silver strainer to anyone.
by corey kolvenbach August 01, 2004
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fudge strainer

A defecation in a sink that strains into a urinal.
Fred had to go, but chuck left a fudge strainer.
by Masterp00per November 09, 2015
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Morning Strainer

One tough shit in the morning. Usually a result of dehydration from drinking the night before. Requires monumental force to release.
Frank is going to be a while. He’s got a Morning strainer.
by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2017
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Taint Strainer

When someone has really long hair and washes it but doesn't wash the crack of their ass or asshole for days at a time and the hair matts up and catches like a strainer in their poop dungeon.
Look at this wad I just pulled out of my asshole. My taint strainer was filled to capacity.
by Christine Spencer July 17, 2011
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mexican strainer

A sex act where one puts ice cubes in their partners pussy and drinks the melting water while eating them out.
I wanted to give my girlfriend the Mexican strainer, but she said there was still to much of my seamen up there and we should wait till Wednesday for her self cleaning oven to do it's job.
by Mr. Id November 25, 2018
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