1) a meme, usually said after gaining or losing money or anything valuable in a stupid way.
2) stock market but for memes, stonk market.
2) stock market but for memes, stonk market.
1. I paid $8 an hour to park at work, where I get paid $7.25 an hour. *Stonks*
2. Dave: did you hear about this meme? Bob: I heard it went up 76% in the stonk market
2. Dave: did you hear about this meme? Bob: I heard it went up 76% in the stonk market
by Creepycat18_YT July 5, 2020
by heeellllooooo thhheeeeeeeereee October 8, 2019
To be crazy, out of order.
Teacher: They scheduled a fire drill today at 1:30
Roadman: Man said scheduled fire drill fam ARE YOU STONKED?!
Roadman: Man said scheduled fire drill fam ARE YOU STONKED?!
by StonkeyDonkey December 23, 2020
by what da hell is a pseudonym? November 5, 2019
massively awesome, grandly great. not often used, not many things are hells-yeah enough to call for it.
R.Crumb girls (long haired, big legged, and pumpkin-assed), 63 Cadillacs, Led Zeppelin: where those overlap, that is the world of "stonking": one of my favorite words.
by schnoidl October 8, 2011
Boss: Heres your money
Me: *Puts in wallet*
Me: *Goes back in time*
Boss: Heres your money
Me: Stonks
Me: *Puts in wallet*
Me: *Goes back in time*
Boss: Heres your money
Me: Stonks
by not a dictionary September 9, 2019