Wannabe gang infested town. Even though the crime rate is high, a lot of people from this town are creative in the music scene. Not talking about the whack rappers that talk about drugs, hoes, cars, and money. But the people who actually have some common sense and try to do better for the town. Also, a bunch of wannabe gangsters are proud of our crime rate, which is pretty much known to be for...Jumping/Robbing innocent folk. But, if you are actually looking for a good time in Stockton...Don't bother, you won't fine one here. Also, people think it's fun to smoke dope, and lots of it. Also, a bunch of wannabe hyphy people infest the town. Which a lot of them don't get...This is the Valley, if you wanna be Hyphy go to the Bay.
Welcome to Stockton, sorry we can't help you right now. Somebody was just shot!
by wtfkeid August 12, 2009
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The baddest city outside the Bay. Fuck the rest, if you can roll in Stockton, then you belong here. The place where everyone's getting high and causing a scene. Highest National Violent Crime Rate in the NATION? REP IT! We run The Valley, fuck we're taking over the West Coast (THE BEST COAST)cuddie! So don't mess with our shit becuse we can blow your mind in a weak ass amount of time. We don't mess around here in the 209!

STOCKTON GO WILD!
"Hey where you from?"

"Stockton bitch!

"Ooohhh, my bad.
by Amii Rajk July 11, 2008
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Shitty city in California. South side is full of gang bangers and homeless drug addicts. East side has all the white trash and the mexican immigrants, and the west and the north side have the only decent people in the whole city who actually are doing something with there lives.
Stockton is a ying yang town. It has some of the worst people you will ever meet, but it also has some of the greatest people you will ever meet so don't judge!
by Lovelyme September 7, 2008
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To help another in time of need. (An assist). Derived from famous Utah Jazz guard John Stockton-all time leader in assists.
When I realized I was out of toilet paper I yelled for a Stockton!

I had my friend give me a Stockton when I couldn't reach my beer on the other side of the table.
by Kate, Joe, and Kyle October 19, 2007
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A Stockton is a guy who is honest, loves to make people laugh, intellegent and someone who just lightens up your day.
Often gets friendzoned.
That dude is a total Stockton.
by Stockton_McEpic March 13, 2013
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A scary city in the Valley which says it isn't from the Bay Area. But, they don't know the Bay Area wants nothing to do with it...
Stocktonian: Stockton isn't the bay, so get over it.
Bay Area resident: Good. We don't want you either.
by Snickety February 5, 2011
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A all around amazing who is super sweet and super cute and puts a smile on people's faces just being around them.He is super funny and very smart and athletic he is a little shy at first but once you get to know him he is super sweet and crazy. He love adventures and being outside.
Go find your self a Stockton
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