Stanker

Stank*er |'sta ng kur|

noun

associated with the verb Stank |'sta ng kuh|

- A new and upcoming breed of hip people, but they are in no way a hipster. A Stanker is often confused for a hipster, but Stankers do not carry the liberal views often paired with a hipster. Therefore, Stankers give less fucks about the world than hipsters. Stankers are also very sassy, and love corn dogs.

1. "Woah man did you see that Stanker?"

2. "That hipster is such a wanna-be Stanker.

3. "Her outfit is so Stank."

4. "Only a Stanker could make that much denim look that good."

by Stankarang October 16, 2012

Crank Stankers

When you spread a girls legs wide and push them behind her head the best you can in a sexual situation, then she farts.

I cranked her up and she stanked on me holmes, crank stankers!

by Bhazer May 18, 2023

Stanker Pooch

A sad and dreary older woman that won't leave your cock alone.

"Get off my hawg you ol' Stanker Pooch!"

and " You still pumpin' that ol' Stanker Pooch for beer money?"

by Ottaway iAN October 10, 2008

SHANKER STANKER

TO TAKE THE MOST HARSH, FOUL, STANK DUMP AND KNOW EVERYONE IN A 100FT RADIUS IS GOING TO HIT THE WALL OF SMELL.

JERRY WENT IN AND DROPPED A SHANKER STANKER AND THE SMELL LINGERED THROUGHOUT THE OFFICE.

by BIRDIEGREG1 May 18, 2011

Stankered

When you get a stink on you real bad.

“All my food went bad when my electricity went out and that got me stankered real bad.”
“That skunk stankered me real good last week.”

by John MacIntyre May 27, 2022

Stanker Guy

Stanker guys are when Normal Humans resist the urge to take a bath or get
Average hygiene because they aren’t athletic at all and don’t care about their life. By doing this, not only they becomes stinky, but there skin color also gradually fades to reveal a green color.

A stanker guy made the entire wallmart stinky.

by SmallVillage January 4, 2023

Stanker

To cup a fart and shove it in someones mouth

I gave her a right stanker

by Electrodynamix February 10, 2022