Sri Lankan

When you have a shower straight after having a shit because you have no toilet paper

“There’s no bog roll”
“Just have a Sri Lankan then mate”

by joeynned June 8, 2019

sri lankan

the maddest fkn race in the goddamn world!! if i find out who u r mudafkr ill fuk u up so bad

by Anonymous October 8, 2003

Sri Lankan Government

An on-going fuck up kept alive by a dying boomer generation anxious to milk as many resources as humanely possible.

Did you hear about Hasini's latest screw-up? She really pulled a Sri Lankan Government on that one.

by Made.inSL June 14, 2019

Sri Lankan Stinkbug

Where a man takes his partner for a upmarket three course Sri Lankan meal, pays for her like a gentlemen whilst removing his pants and proceeding to wrap a cucumber in aluminium foil before shoving it in his anus and then farting, thus blowing the aluminium foil covered cucumber into the women's eye.

Serbio: I was really horny after watching Slumdog Millionaire last night,
Marcus: Same. Where did you go after you left my apartment?
Serbio: I took Martha out for dinner and gave her a Sri Lankan Stinkbug.
Marcus: I am never speaking to you again.

by Sonny Morgan February 12, 2011

Sri Lankan Steamer

Person who shits their pants when force is applied.

Bob had a Sri Lankan Steamer after he was punched in the face!

by One Two February 6, 2008

Sri lankan peacock

When a woman is blowing a guy and sticks a feather into his dick and he screams like a peacock

Brad got a Sri lankan peacock form this girl in whistler and hasnt walked right since.

by riley1989 February 13, 2021

Sri Lankan spider hold

The Sri Lankan spider hold is a finishing move you use to absolutely fuck someone up in a street showing no mercy and absolute precision.

This trick is a highly dangerous manoeuvre used by only idiots

Did you see joel preform that Sri Lankan spider hold he fucked that kid up

by Bigboi647 May 28, 2020