Squidward 

A character in Spongebob Squarepants who always behave seriously and realistic unlike the main character.

Squidward is way more cool than Spongbob.

Squidward by Anonymous July 24, 2003

Squidward 

The skid mark a shit leaves on the bottom of the bowl.

John: That squidwards been in the toilet for like a week now!!
Joe: Piss that fucker off
John : k

Squidward by Hronk June 23, 2013

squidward 

One of my many many many obsessions.
He is spongebob's neighbor and is the only person on spongebob who is realistic but still funny in a way.

"Squidward is so awesome!^^ MOOOOOT!"-Me

squidward by Laurel_Rokz December 10, 2008

Squidward 

a squid with a cock hanging from its face on the cartoon spongebob squarepants. it likes to play the skinflute and yell at the funny characters on the show

oh my word thats a huge cock on that squidwards face

Squidward by cocksponge squareballs September 22, 2003

Squidward 

A misunderstood cephalopod that is voiced by Rodger Bumpass in the Nickelodeon series, Spongebob Squarepants. Squidward hates his neighbors, his job, and loves art and cooking. He is actually an octopus and has four feet. He has a remarkably large nose and does not wear pants.

“Gee, Squidward! Maybe Santa will bring me a dictionary so I can understand what you just said!”

Squidward by Wheredidmyfekinlifego May 19, 2018

Squidward 

when a man places his testicles on the girls eyelids and lays his penis down her nose... she loooks like squidward

this girl was so kinky last night, she told me to squidward her.

Squidward by Cabo4 June 17, 2009

Squidward 

A man's genitalia.

"OMG what do you think of Chuck?"
"I don't know, it looks as if his squidward is a little small..."
"Yeah..."

Squidward by Steve Tuesday June 3, 2015