A hilariously sexual sounding word, that can be used in place of blowjob, footjob, canoodling, muff butt willies, or rimmy. No singular form can be made. And Definently not a hug stop foolin.
Negotiator: what are your demands?
Jamaal: I want a fast car, and a plane at the airport waiting for me. I want fifty grand cash, a private island, and some squeezies.
Jamaal: I want a fast car, and a plane at the airport waiting for me. I want fifty grand cash, a private island, and some squeezies.
by 2HitlersLolzing@aJew February 3, 2013
A nickname for someone you love. A Squeezie is not only your lover but also your best friend. The best kind of Squeezies are Christopher's and Chelsea's.
by chelisity_xo January 15, 2015
by Chris Adamski May 8, 2008
Very attractive younger girls that you just want to squeeze. (indicated by making a squeezing motion with one hand, or both if necessary.)
Wow, look at those young squeezies over there, would I wouldn't give to squeeze them a little bit. (squeezing motion with the hand)
by JohnnyB88 March 16, 2007
by Kelsey aka Miss Junk April 11, 2007
A dude who has power over all because of his god- like appearance. This man plays lead guitar for a multitude of bands. He also plays ice hockey but sux at it. Squeezie is a chick magnet that all the hott chicks flock to, and I don't mean chickens! This man is also HUGE. He can consume much beverage and state altering material. He is Jewish, Christian, Irish, Atheist, German, African, Russian, Italian, and part horse. Although some of these origins are not visible from the outside, if you look up his butt, you might find something landing on your face. WARNING: Squeezie is addictive because of his humor and could incinerate your brain with laughter.
by Squeezie Them Boobies March 1, 2009