speedbumpitis

An imaginary disease associated with being extremely annoyed or frustrated by speed bumps

Person 1: Ugh, those speed bumps are SO annoying!
Person 2: Looks like someone has a case of speedbumpitis..

by Lily McDonald January 17, 2008

speedbump

Also known as a skidmark but more commonly refered to as a nigger or niglet in the middle of the road.

Oh shit Bill, there's a nigger in the road!
Floor it Earl thats just a speedbump.

by Julia,spanky,meat December 18, 2008

anal speedbump

See: hemorrhoid

I was about to corn-hole this bitch, but I couldn't seem to overlook the numerous anal speedbumps

by 4tran4 January 23, 2011

Saginaw Speedbump

A hairstyle made popular in Saginaw, Michigan, in which a woman's hair is pulled up into a full or half ponytail and then pushed forward and sprayed, resulting in a bump of hair on the top of her head that makes her skull look convex.

Kyle: Did you have a nice time in mid-Michigan?
Kristi: How did you know I was there?
Kyle: Honey, the Saginaw Speedbump gives it all away.

by Kate Charlton October 7, 2008

Arizona Speedbump

You fuck a bitch and then run her over with a car.

I'm glad you had a good time at dinner, how about a Arizona Speedbump for dessert?

by charles wilson March 23, 2008

Arizona Speedbump

After you have intercourse with a female, you run over her with a car.

That bitch is about to be on the receiving end of an Arizona Speedbump.

by vegan pudding February 3, 2008

Speedbump position

Speedbump position

A type of sex position, that's designed to target the g-spot, which involves a person to lay flat on their stomach with a pillow or bolster underneath their hips, which acts like a 'speedbump', and the person penetrating them would enter from behind them while kneeling, using the person's hips or the surface underneath for support.
The person on top can kneel either in between the person on the bottom's legs, which will push them further apart allowing deeper penetration or straddle them for a less intense angle.

person 1: "I had sex with my S/O last night and we tried out this position called 'Speedbump position' and you should try it."
person 2: "Damn, I wish I could try that position with my S/O. I should tell them that we should try it."

by Shaxdow August 9, 2022