Double Socker

A man or women who wears not one but two pairs of socks in the cold weather.

Hey dude are you double socking today?

Yeah I am totally a double socker!!!

by sockitup December 14, 2009

White Socker

Deragatory name for a person who works in a non-business oriented enviroment. Typically used by the upper-class to describe those with lower income or education. Construction workers, pizza delivery men don't require black socks to wear with dress pants, hence the name White Socker. Closely relates to the terms "white colar" and "blue colar".

Listen up you White Socker, I can buy and sell you like THAT!

23 Inch TV's are more suited for White Sockers, a man with my income buys a flat-screen 46''.

by Derek Hans March 4, 2007

high-socker

One who feels the urge to wear socks that proceed above the ankle and rest around the shins. Both nerds and popular people may be high-sockers. While it is very hard to do so, a few fortunate people actually manage to pull off the look and come across as sophisticated individuals.

Did you see Joseph? He had his socks hiked all the way up to his shins!

Man. He must think he's a high-socker or something.

by Mr. Munchies Pickle Company November 30, 2011

Cuck socker

The son sits in the corner and watches his cousin fuck his mom. And then the son beats the shit out of the mom for being a whore.

My brother was a cuck socker after he found my mom cheating on my dad.

by Tracob June 20, 2023

Jizz Socker

A currently fictional device concept - the Jizz Soccer, Jizz Socker or Jizz Sock-ker is a two piece apparatus. One piece is conceived to have a pneumatic pumping action sleeve designed to fit over a penis and is fitted with a wireless or wired receiver. The second piece is a glove fitted with motion sensors and a transmitter. The intended function of the jizz socker is to allow the person wearing the penis sleeve to be cranked off by a complete stranger utilising the glove device in tandem with an internet connection.

"That Jizz Socker session last night was immense... ladyboy69xOxO has one hell of a grip!!"

Ready to rock with a Jizz Socker'd cock! PM me plz!! X_X

by Stick900 November 12, 2018

big socker

when two gay men stick their weinies in their partners eye.

tanner- oh jake i love you man.

jake- i love you too tanskie.

tanner- i love you so much i wanna give you a big socker.

jake- right here and now baby. right here and effing now.

by moll-e January 24, 2009

croc-socker

that kid that still wears crocs with socks to school

that guy is a fucking croc-socker

by Datnigga666 December 19, 2016