Snyderism

To repeatedly refer to the phallus in unrelated subject matters. While conversing about one subject the person brings up the subject of the penis.

Joe: Hey Mike, boy did I have a hard day at work today.

Todd: But I bet it wasn't as hard as my weiner was last night.

Mike: Wow....Todd made another Snyderism.

by Angry Red Rash March 13, 2010

snyder

To ruin someone's plans by intervention or lack of follow-through.

He volunteered to drive us the movie, but he showed up late so he totally snydered us.

by YakitySmakiy November 22, 2018

SNYDER

(N) YETI; BIG ASSED MONGREL WHO WALK AMONG US. PROUD OF THEIR HAIR.

HEY IS THAT BIGFOOT, NAH THATS A SNYDER, CANT YOU TELL FROM THE HAIR?

by chops69 January 21, 2009

snyderism

What my gay-ass english teacher says whenever she makes a gay-ass comment about a gay-ass book... she should die.

Me: "Hey, mrs snyder, fuck you!"
Mrs. Snyder: "Huck Finn is a racist novel... Snyderism!"
Me: "I'll slit your fucking throat!"

by Nick, Jon, and a faggot April 25, 2005

Snydered

To trick your boss into having sex with you so you can do shitty job and not get fired for it.

Melina: Mrs. Munroe sure got Snydered by that new sales guy, didn't she?

Glenda: I wish I was the boss so someone would snyder me. I'd provide job security and lunch to anyone who'd fuck me.

Melina & Glenda: Hahahahhhahahhahhahaahaha

by Real Wisemheimer February 11, 2010

Snydered

To overpay for a product (athelete) usually to ludicrous amounts, in reference to Dan Snyder- owner of the Washington Redskins.

Q: Danny-boy paid $8.6M for a trade for Mark Brunnell??

A: Yep- he got Snydered again. Just like he did with Bruce Smith and Jeremiah Trotter.

by JK March 3, 2004

Snyderize

The process of destructive alteration of a mold or machine component (or any metallic object) that results in wreckage and hilarity. Assault and battery committed against any tool.

Poncho better cancel all of his appointments...we've got level 2 snyder-ization in Lil Erie.

A 2" pin won't fit into a 1" hole - until you snyderize it.

by Gomez Sprinkles February 28, 2008