snyder

One who snydes. A deceitful or scheming person who tries to get everything with out paying anything?

Shane the Brain- "Yo, lemme get some hits on this"
Anyone- "Nah brain, you are such a snyder"

snyder by negrochez August 10, 2006

snyder

A snyder is a homosexual fish that likes to suckle on male genetalia. The fish is found on the high mountains of Colorado generally within 25 miles of the Mexican Hamburgeusa stands located around the Federal boulevard area in Denver.

Hey man, did you see that snyder hanging off that dude's waist? He was having a nice hamburguesa with that suckle!

snyder by Crimpets ala Scriblets May 2, 2008

snyder

To interrupt someone while they're speaking

I was telling a story to Erica, Lindsay, and Jeff, and Bobby walked up and snydered me right in the middle of it!

snyder by Snegall's brother April 1, 2009

Snyder

Similar but more unsettling than "Santorum," a frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex, mixed with blood.

Mary found evidence of Snyder in her bed, so she washed the sheets and made an appointment with her gynecologist.

After a long night of freaky sex, Mary and Joseph noticed the Santorum stain actually was Snyder, and they were scared.

Snyder by Dick Posthumously December 27, 2011

snyder

smelly shits in the morning

damn that snyder recks of shit

snyder by Tyler Andeiancio February 17, 2007

Snyder

From the Scandanavian word for "will warranty"

Jeff: Oh, I see this is a Snyder ticket.
Gary: I can get that covered for you. Its got a MAXCARE

Snyder by crockes March 12, 2008

Snyder

A man who will only settle conflict through lawyers because he is tremendously scared of his surroundings; someone who may be a very large man who is often overpowered by his small dogs; a douche bag; someone who may work for a Canadian institution of some sort, yet still claim to be patriotic; a man who may be too scared to climb up a ladder; a selfish prick

"hey man are you okay? Why are you on the ground?"

"my two small dogs just overpowered me right next to my BMW 5 series which I'm very protective of even though it's not that nice."

"wow your such a snyder"

Snyder by Brobrobro111222333 May 13, 2010