snow monkey

any northern european caucasion.

that motherfuckin snow monkey enslaved my people.

by Edaurdo Jones October 13, 2007

Snow monkey

A rarely seen, undocumented creature short in stature with excess amounts of hair native to Japan. These creatures have razor-sharp teeth which they use to feed on their prey that consists of: rabits, foxes, wolves, bears, humans, and other mammals that accidentaly cross paths. Extremely fast, snow monkeys are able to stealthily move in trees or on the ground and catch their prey off guard.

*salivating noise*
"What was that?"
"I've never heard anything like it, it must have been a snow monkey"
*screams and ensuing death*

by Snowmonkey documentor September 25, 2005

snow monkeys

Wangsta dudes,white people who try to be ghetto.

1. Johnny: Hey! Look at those snow monkeys wearing northface jackets!

2. Vin: Whaddup, dog
Jill: Eww..get away form me you stupid snow monkey!

by Shinzui April 23, 2003

Snow monkey

A canadian

people south of the border (mexicans) are monkeys, and people north of the border (canadians) are snow monkeys

by TJ May 17, 2004

snow monkey

the off spring of a white and black parent

a child with a black mother n a white father (snow monkey)

by infantile industries June 29, 2009

snow monkey

Male snowboarder who lives, breaths, sleeps, eats, everything sowboarding; hates skiers and progresses in snowboarding as much as he can

That dude is a snow monkey

by jay si June 3, 2010

Canadian Snow monkey

A mythical primate found mainly in the Ottawa valley but also sighted all across Canada and northern USA. A friendly and elusive creature. If your lucky enough to come in contact with it you should keep your distance. They can be very territorial when provoked. Most common sightings are in Pembroke Ontario.

We thought we saw a Canadian snow monkey while hiking in Nidenes bush in Pembroke.

by La Roofier February 25, 2019