by lololwhiteamerica December 12, 2011
This term or title is often used in the work force, to declare an individual a "Subject Matter Expert." Office douches that are appointed to this position are most commonly "experts" only when it comes to "Satisfying Men's Erections."
Ron the SME that he is, took one sweet hungry hard look at Dave's erection. Knowing exactly how to handle that, he began to shout "Come here big boy!"
by PresidentSantis January 20, 2015
The act of working for complete morons that have the vocabulary skill of a literary genius but the common sense of kid with down syndrome that just smoked crack.
by isoskepsis September 22, 2011
I just saw Colleen fall on her ass after trying to walk in her wedges, I laughed so hard I SMEed my pants!
by SULET May 25, 2012
by Smackthegnat November 21, 2019
WHEN YOU ARE JUST LIKE YOUR FRIEND. THE MEANING HAS BEEN LOST BUT THIS IS WHAT YOU USUALLY SAY TO PEOPLE WHEN YOU ARE JUST LIKE THEM.
by G00N REY April 27, 2011
The love of my life. Since the first day i layed my eyes on him, i wanted to enter him, in a sexual manner.
by Craig March 28, 2003