Slytherin

where the badasses of Hogwarts go. If Samuel L. Jackson went to Hogwarts he'd be in this house.

...And he'd kick the shit out of all those Gryffindor pussies too.

"I'm in Gryffindor"

"FUCK YOU."

"I'm in Slytherin."

"I heard Samuel Jackson was in that house."

"It's Samuel *L.* Jackson, but you can call him 'Mr.Jackson', bitch"

by Sarah S. August 14, 2006

Slytherin

The act of a male's basilisk entering a female's chamber of secrets.

Ay girl, can I Slytherin to your Chamber of Secrets?

by Ororin July 24, 2011

Slytherin

When a man's basilisk enters a woman's chamber of secrets.

Wow, that was some good Slytherin.

by drugl0rd June 19, 2018

Slytherin

Slytherin is a house in Hogwarts school for witchcraft and wizardry. It is the house chooses for those who are highly ambitious and cunning when it comes to getting their way. Though it is typically considered the house of evil, because it produces many evil witches and wizards. Many overlook the good people that leave slytherin.

Draco Malfoy, a slytherin, was a slimy, little price of bat crud who lead to the demise of the famed and loved Albus Dumbledore.

by Ginny Hermione Potter February 4, 2016

Slytherin

This is the house in Hogwarts where all of the racists go.

"I'm not a slytherin! Some of my best friends are mudbloods!"

by Fred and George Weasley April 16, 2007

Slytherin

Great lovers of cheese, synonymous with DEATH.

Most commonly used in conjuction with 'of DOOM'

And of course, incredibly sexy.

What does Kreacher get from Hermione for Christmas in OotP?

DEATH

by Biggles March 18, 2004

Slytherin

A slang term for inserting one's flaccid penis into the mouth of a sleeping person.

She fell asleep while I was giving her a massage so I gave her the Slytherin.

by Calypte October 31, 2007