A small, boring town where kids are so disengaged they don't even bother to graduate. Instead of admitting it though, they ACT like they're going to go to an alternative school or get their GED, but after they're out of regular highschool, that's usually it.
Stoner 1: Yeah I'm dropping out of highschool, I might go to Storefront or get my GED.
Stoner 2: Don't fuckin lie, you're going to stay home and sleep all day.
Stoner 1: Haha, you're so right man.
Stoner 2: Don't fuckin lie, you're going to stay home and sleep all day.
Stoner 1: Haha, you're so right man.
by Jenny May 16, 2004
Get the slowcalamug. ocala florida.
pretty much the most boring place on the face of the earth && the biggest waste of soil ever.
inhabited by horses && old people.
the nickname refers to the fact that nothing ever happens && it should be changed to that.
did i mention the slow drivers? o god, you dont wanna hear about them.
pretty much the most boring place on the face of the earth && the biggest waste of soil ever.
inhabited by horses && old people.
the nickname refers to the fact that nothing ever happens && it should be changed to that.
did i mention the slow drivers? o god, you dont wanna hear about them.
damn, why did we have to move to SLOWCALA?
why not a nicer place... like hell? im sure theyd drive faster.
why not a nicer place... like hell? im sure theyd drive faster.
by hellz v. May 05, 2007
Get the slowcalamug. 1)da most stankin place on the planet!Fo sho!
2)Home to many and the majority of nursing homes and all adult only appartment complexes or communities.
*Da older the person driving is, the longer their car gets.*
3)HOrse capitol of the world!Yee hA!
2)Home to many and the majority of nursing homes and all adult only appartment complexes or communities.
*Da older the person driving is, the longer their car gets.*
3)HOrse capitol of the world!Yee hA!
Person on I-75 asking for directions:"Yo wats the exit for Ocala?"
Person giving directions:"Ocala?never heard of it,you must mean Orlando!"
76 year old man drives a 1994 Chevy capris.
80 year old drives an extended-bed Chevy silverado.
Showhorse owner 1:"i bet my horse is prettier then yours!"
Showhorse ower 2:"nu uh!mine has a braided mane!"
Person giving directions:"Ocala?never heard of it,you must mean Orlando!"
76 year old man drives a 1994 Chevy capris.
80 year old drives an extended-bed Chevy silverado.
Showhorse owner 1:"i bet my horse is prettier then yours!"
Showhorse ower 2:"nu uh!mine has a braided mane!"
by BarbieGrL March 31, 2004
Get the slowcalamug. by big k April 03, 2004
Get the slowcalamug.