skeem

noun- a gurl that you are playin'
verb- (so many meanings) it replaced the verb that should be there.

origin: CT

I skeemed on da gurl.
That ho wuz just a skeem.
I just skeemed da test.
I'm bout to skeem up somethin crazy.
I need to skeem a job.
Dat bill skeemed me out of money

by Jay Perk March 08, 2005

Skeeming

That lad that's always ahead in Super Mario that no one can catch but is lokey kinda chill

"OOOO He's zooming He's Skeeming!"

by Clable March 10, 2020

Skeeming

When two people like each and talk but aren’t dating

“I’m skeeming Chloe”

by Garylyon December 16, 2018

skeem

a plan, plot

yo man lets go skeem with that girl

damn that bitch gets around...fucking skeemer

"yo lets go rob that bank", "yeah dude thats a good skeem"

that bitch is a skeet, you better not skeem with her

by Madskillzdc June 29, 2008

skeem box

Usually referring to someone whose actions have ulterior motives, generally sexual; someone who's skeemin/schemin' on someone else. Can also be used in a general sense for anyone who seems sketchy or deceptive, and probably clumsy at it. Probably a combination of skeemin and lunchbox.

Yo, my man has been hangin on Cindy all night, what a skeem box.

Skeem box over here is totally trying to mack on my jaunt.

by ptree March 25, 2008

skeem bag

A voluptuous women; a hoe.

John: What we doin tonight mike?
Mike: I dont know, lets grab a couple of skeem bags and head to the club.

by Hulk93 December 09, 2012

Skeem

A player (more specifically in the game of League of Legends) that takes life too seriously, and after a lot of anger and rage, acts as if they were having fun or enjoying the game the whole time.

Player 1: "Wow, I owned you, ez ez"

Player 2: "Okay, skeem."

by QualifiedGoose January 13, 2022