Simeon

An angel sent from heaven , a person that can fix all your wounds and accept you for the way you are

A: you’re such a kind person , i wish there were more people like you in this world .
B : i can’t help it , I’m such a Simeon

by Coconut0708 May 01, 2022

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Simeon

A person who tries awfully hard to fart but poops instead. Sensitive aswell, who farts and then starts crying. A person who claims to have expelled the Biggest Fart In The World Fart, yet to be proven, claims to have shaken the house and rattled the windows. This is ridiculous. No fart in the world shakes houses and rattles windows.

Simeon is a bungee pooper. The kind of poop that just hangs off your rear before it falls into the water. Unfortunately, Simeon often Jailbreaks, when forcing a poop, severeal farts slip out at a machine gun pace.

by nikynokynonoi December 16, 2011

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Simeon

a big assed bitch with farting problems

usually friends with Asians.

Has a damn gud ass ( not to be proud of, hes a guy hpefully)

ew that simeon over there needs to lose some weight

by yokyokmum December 03, 2011

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Simeon

A common pet name for any abnormally large and unattractive mole usually on the facial area.

-Wow isn't Simeon the ugliest piece of ass you've ever seen?

-Totally!

by uglymoleholeaasoossososososbgf December 19, 2011

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Simeon

A form of dance that takes every ounce of your time and money. Causes extreme fusturation and anger. The evil slave driver, also called your ballet instructor, takes all of your money and still gives you crappy parts. High ammounts of stage make-up are required.

Guy: "Can you go to the movies on Friday?"

Simeon: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"

Guy: "Saturday?"

Simeon: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"

Guy: "Sunday?"

Simeon: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"

You get the point....

by SimeonApe January 23, 2011

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