A gym show pony are usually newbies who try to act big and strong but they're actually clueless. They normally come in groups of 2 or 3, they spend their time gossiping talking about rainbows and unicorns and the guy/girl they met on the weekend, what they ate in the last couple days while glancing over their shoulder scanning others while they're working out. The usually do spot a few who they would like to compete with whether it's strength, endurance or what they're wearing. Gym Show Ponies waste their time by going from one machine to another only to do 5-10 reps on each one. They grunt while they deadlift to attract attention before slamming the barbell whilst giving their self claimed competitor a deadly affirmation that they're strong and try to beat that if you can. They proudly walk around as if they own the gym when in actual fact they look like they've got a dick stuck up their ass and they try to secretly wedge it out while they walk.
Selena is such a Gym Show Pony, all she does is watch other people and talk about her private life.
Kevin thinks his Mr hot shot. I died from laughter the moment I saw him leg press 100 pounds, I think he did 8 reps before he jumped off to catch his breath.
Kevin thinks his Mr hot shot. I died from laughter the moment I saw him leg press 100 pounds, I think he did 8 reps before he jumped off to catch his breath.
by Kick Ass Gal December 8, 2017
by Dr. Big Junk September 29, 2008
The act of which a man and/or woman gets buck nasty with any horse breed available. Usually resulting in a nasty cumshot not worth viewing if you have recently eaten.
Sean- "dude, lets go to the pony show tonight!!!!!"
Zack- "nah, im pretty sure my mom is the host."
Sean- "oooooh.....well in that case....ill see ya later, ill tell you how it goes."
Zack- "nah, im pretty sure my mom is the host."
Sean- "oooooh.....well in that case....ill see ya later, ill tell you how it goes."
by evodrift19 January 5, 2011
by Solid Mantis June 12, 2020
Dancing like a little bitch for a white hoe.
Then whippin yo salami stick out and slappin that bitch wit it.
Then whippin yo salami stick out and slappin that bitch wit it.
Kelsey - "I want a Pony-Show, Trevor!"
Trevor - "No just let me finger you baby!"
Kelsey - "Fuck You, No Pony Show Equals No Pussy"
Trevor - "Okay then, drop a beat."
moaning/groaning continues with the music...
Trevor - "No just let me finger you baby!"
Kelsey - "Fuck You, No Pony Show Equals No Pussy"
Trevor - "Okay then, drop a beat."
moaning/groaning continues with the music...
by Rovert Yr January 18, 2009
An elaborate act of bullshit, generally used to distract attention away from the sheer uselessness of the actual project or act.
The US Presidential Race.
Any democratic process in the US.
Look at these corrupt assholes talking about non-issues. Man do the ignorant apathetic masses eat up this dog and pony show.
Any democratic process in the US.
Look at these corrupt assholes talking about non-issues. Man do the ignorant apathetic masses eat up this dog and pony show.
by Jackofallfades August 13, 2012
an elaborately staged activity, performance, presentation, or event designed to sway or convince people (from a derisive term for a small circus)
by The Return of Light Joker July 23, 2008