What most people don't know is that the pirate saying "shiver me timbers" actually means to "brake the boat". You see timber is obviously wood. The word shiver is to break or split, also referring to a fragment or splinter. In other words "split my wood". This term would most likely be used in an attack from another pirate ship. It does not mean the following: getting laid, an exclamation of surprise, or that you are cold. However most people do use it as an exclamation of surprise.
by Imapirateduh January 25, 2007
I misheard “Shiver Me Timbers”
by HalfGayPanda March 23, 2022
Slob on my log; Blow me.
Spit shine my baton; Drive my 1 Wood; suck on MY dick.
Speak into my microphone; swallow my sword.
Spit shine my baton; Drive my 1 Wood; suck on MY dick.
Speak into my microphone; swallow my sword.
OLD PIRATE ON SHIP: "Aargh. SHIVER ME TIMBER, matey!"
NEW PIRATE IN HOOD: "Yo, shizzle on my dizzle, bizzle?!"
NEW PIRATE IN HOOD: "Yo, shizzle on my dizzle, bizzle?!"
by Chilato (no hate) Hellamongo is LOVE October 21, 2006
Something either an actual funny person would say, or a John would say and think he is world's best comedian
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