by Chubba222 November 20, 2010
A male who wears gay clothes, especially shoes shaped like peter pan. Also has a gay bag and pretends to like stella to compensate for being gay.
"You selby shit dick"
by zygmund December 8, 2003
by Selbi October 29, 2020
one who is totally obsessed with shalimar, originated about year 9, still in existance and sadly enough may never end
by poor shalimar June 29, 2004
he is the most caring sweent guy you will ever meet. he has a heart of gold but is a total bad ass. he has a loving girlfriend who would give him the world and he would do the same....so fucking hot!!!!
by kelso_1379@msn.com October 15, 2009
A "math teacher" with 0 knowledge of anything math related. A Ms Selby is commonly refered to as "dumber than a blonde girl". If you spot a Ms Selby KILL ON SIGHT, if you do not have the proper equipment, then RUN UR FAT LITTLE ASS OUT OF THERE. As a Ms Selby is banned from most public gathering places for being too dumb, you will probably never have to worry about ever encountering one, but always, ALWAYS carry a handgun for one use and one use only... to shoot this bitch.
Student: Hey have you seen that new netflix show.
Student #2: Nah ive been meani... dont turn around but there's a wild Ms Selby behind u!
Student #1: Oh FUCK!!
Ms Selby: MY FAVORITE FOOD IS DOCTOR!
Student #2: Nah ive been meani... dont turn around but there's a wild Ms Selby behind u!
Student #1: Oh FUCK!!
Ms Selby: MY FAVORITE FOOD IS DOCTOR!
by FuckUMsSelby May 12, 2022
Scientist and philosopher extraordinaire. The Irish genius de Selby is known for positing groundbreaking theories on the natural world. Although highly controversial, he is revered and respected by many.
by tcm.will July 6, 2011