a joint that's rolled up and looks like a regular cigarette
My sister rolled the ill secret agent the other day.
by yomamascow October 28, 2003
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When receiving a blow job and asked to notify the blowjober when ejaculation is imminent. Upon said notification the blowjober unexpectedly inserts their index finger into the blowjobee's anus.
While I was getting a hummer in the hottub I tapped my girl on the head and she slipped me the secret agent.
by J-dubb-emm January 29, 2011
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Using only one headphone on one's ear while listening to music, resembling a secret agent's way of communicating.
Hey I wanna listen to some tunes but I also wanna hear you talk so im just going to do the secret agent.
by Lord 13yr0n March 27, 2008
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What you wanna be when you grow up, admit it.
MAX KNIGHT: ULTRA SPY!

(Worst movie ever)
by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004
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a metal one hitter that is painted to look like a cigarette.
"dude, there's nowhere to cheef around here"

"it's cool man, i got the secret agent. you can toke it up walkin down the street!"
by goddamnhippy June 6, 2005
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when a girl is at a party and she is scoutin for the best lookin guy in da club
dat dudes so fine ima about to be on my secret agent status
by yetty b April 19, 2008
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A male who claims they are a transgender female to infiltrate women's spaces for nefarious reasons
Karen White, jailed for raping two women with "her" penis, successfully infiltrated a women's prison as a Secret Agent Man to sexually assault two female prisoners.
by ba327 January 30, 2019
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