Something that it totally random, stupid, or just does not make any sense to the common man. If one were to see something out of the ordinary or just plain odd, all that person would need to say is "seabass."
Person 1: "Yo, look over there, a lion talking to a turtle on the parkbench."
Person 2: " Yep, seabass..."
"seabass"
Person 2: " Yep, seabass..."
"seabass"
by Jibbs June 09, 2005
Get the Seabassmug. by SebTor June 01, 2011
Get the seabassmug. When a person assumes that someone who's less than attractive (as per beauty standards) is catfishing them, therefore creating a very confusing compliment.
"George is totally seabassing me, there is no way that lovely pizza faced gremlin can be an actual person, he's so dreamy!"
by Postmortalrejection July 11, 2020
Get the Seabassingmug. a boy who likes shrek. anyone who has is name is a fucking chad. also known as an all star, he can be heavily attracted to redheads who are princesses, and loves donkeys. he has every girl attracted to him. also his best friend is probably named baylen or something
by i like to say giggity April 27, 2022
Get the seabassmug. by youtube.com/youpussyclownprods September 16, 2010
Get the seabassmug. An old favorite nickname used to insult a friend within a certain group. At times it may totally replace a guy's name based on how gay he has been acting lately. Also used when formally introducing a friend to another by replacing their name with their new given name of seabass.
Ex: (1st guy) Hey, I'm going to give Stan a call.
(2nd guy) You mean Seabass?
(1st guy) You're damn right I mean Seabass.
(2nd guy) You mean Seabass?
(1st guy) You're damn right I mean Seabass.
by kurt April 25, 2005
Get the seabassmug. A person who is always off there tits on something usually red wine. A person who is seabassed often thinks they are a comedian and has an addiction to posting videos online.
by The Goonbot July 27, 2020
Get the Seabassedmug.