Spending an excessive amount of time in the bathroom/loo/privy, especially when others need to use it. Scuba Diving can interfere with other peoples' busy schedules, as there is much time wasted. Whilst sometimes a person may spend a long time on the toilet due to legitimate natural reasons, roughly 80-90% of Scuba Diving is caused by reading newspapers, making phone calls, or playing around with electronics devices. Scuba Diving can be done by both men and women, but under different circumstances: for instance, women naturally spend absurd amounts of time in the bathroom usually messing around in the mirror as is, whilst men can spend about 30 minutes on the can playing Angry Birds or something.
The term comes from the idea that the reason why the person is in the bathroom so long is because they're literally swimming around in the toilet water rather than doing their intended business.
The term comes from the idea that the reason why the person is in the bathroom so long is because they're literally swimming around in the toilet water rather than doing their intended business.
Ted: For Christ's sake, man, Billy's been in there for like 45 minutes! I have to take a piss really bad!
George: I know, me too -- what the hell is he doing, Scuba Diving in there!?
Roger: Damn it, I got to shit really bad, but there's only one available stall in our building's men's room, and some damn old guy's been in there for ages with his newspaper. God damn it, I hate Scuba Diving!
Jason: Dude, we've been waiting for a fucking long time to go and pick up our pizza. What the hell were you doing in there, Scuba Diving?
Tom: Nah brah, I got the Farmville app!
George: I know, me too -- what the hell is he doing, Scuba Diving in there!?
Roger: Damn it, I got to shit really bad, but there's only one available stall in our building's men's room, and some damn old guy's been in there for ages with his newspaper. God damn it, I hate Scuba Diving!
Jason: Dude, we've been waiting for a fucking long time to go and pick up our pizza. What the hell were you doing in there, Scuba Diving?
Tom: Nah brah, I got the Farmville app!
by Bo Andysin February 10, 2014
by treebeard58 November 17, 2018
by Big38HawkEm January 1, 2021
I tried scuba diving last night. Totally felt like I had a snorkel in my mouth and goggles over my eyes
by CrystalPepsi March 12, 2015
the act of pretending to give a high five then sweeping ur hand under theirs saying scuba dive while smacking them in face with ur other hand
scuba diver : hey nice job
other dude : thanks
scuba diver : high five
other dude : Yeah !!!!
scuba diver SCUBA DIVE BITCH!!!!
SMACK
other dude : oww
other dude : thanks
scuba diver : high five
other dude : Yeah !!!!
scuba diver SCUBA DIVE BITCH!!!!
SMACK
other dude : oww
by who ever elseusedshaggyihateu July 28, 2010
Hey bro my girlfriend is coming over, will you make sure your not scuba diving in front of her like you always do.
by teitezzy January 3, 2011
by SuckMyDillon October 9, 2017