this is the slang name for a person (most of the time a black person) who drives their car while they are all scooted down in their seat so they can barely see over the wheel
by Shaggy29 March 9, 2006
by Vaggy McVagerson April 6, 2008
(noun) Generally used when referring to tonsil stones. This umbrella term can also be used to cover the various types of hardened deposits that accumulate on or inside the human body.
(1) Due to his abnormally large tonsils, Kyle has to remove scooties on a daily basis.
(2) Kyle “So how did your mole removal go today?”
Chelsea “Better than expected! Turns out it was not a mole at all, just a big scootie!”
(2) Kyle “So how did your mole removal go today?”
Chelsea “Better than expected! Turns out it was not a mole at all, just a big scootie!”
by BeardedRedGiant October 1, 2018
When a cat, dog, or other household animal drags its rear end across a rough surface such as grass or carpet in order to clean off fecal matter.
"Mom, get the carpet shampooer! Fluffy scootied again!"
"I awoke this morning to find that my dog had left diarrhea and scooty marks in various locations throughout the house."
"I awoke this morning to find that my dog had left diarrhea and scooty marks in various locations throughout the house."
by Chris Jasper July 10, 2007
by Crankypants September 21, 2004
by Exploding Tree January 18, 2008
T.O.N.: Hey man, are you ok
T.O.D.: Yea, I'm good. That draft bud light last night gave me the scooties..
T.O.N.: I'm sorry to hear that bro.. the trots are the worst
T.O.D.: Yea, I'm good. That draft bud light last night gave me the scooties..
T.O.N.: I'm sorry to hear that bro.. the trots are the worst
by Dank Raccoon December 26, 2017