A Schwans Job is when(Men Only) Are homosexual and man #1 grabs man #2's arm and then proceeds to jack man #2 off using Man #2's arm
"Hey dude did you hear Freddy gave Todd a Schwans Job?"
"No way dude with like his own hand?"
"yah!!!!!!!!!!!"
"No way dude with like his own hand?"
"yah!!!!!!!!!!!"
by NudeBeach January 27, 2010
A man in a tan truck that delievers frosty frozen dairy treats to little kids. The truck has lots of doors and is so fucking freezing cold inside. He is often a petafile.
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