A schofield is a nasty ass ho who has a different boyfriend every week. She says she is so nice and caring but in reality she is a crazy bitch who becomes friends with someone only to try her hardest to ruin their life. She is the ultimate bitch. No one is higher than her on the bitch level. She may be mentally unstable because she is literally out of her mind.
"Look at her. She's a total schofield."
by margaret houlihan April 12, 2010
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The cancer that is killing Gaia Online. He first gained infamy when he, as CEO, laid off most of Gaia's good employees and replaced them with dimwitted yes-men led by his sidekick Jason Loia (whom he made the COO). Afterwards, he began selling virtual items for as high as $1000 to fund the flop that would later be known as Tentacl. Later, he introduced gold generators to drive up the prices of everything in Gaia's marketplace up to the point that spending real cash became the only option to enjoy the site.

He earned the ire of the users for his money-hungry ways. To secure his control as the totalitarian autocrat of the site, he ordered the mods to censor the forums and silence users who single out him and/or his puppets. He received the nicknames "Goldemort" and "he-who-must-not-be-named" because people who mention Gary's real name in the forums attract the banhammer often.

Many among Gaia Online's once-loyal users and employees have left, and Gaia will continue to suffer unitl Gary and his cronies are exterminated.
The Gaia Online that we all once knew and loved is indeed dead. And its murderer's name is Gary Schofield.

User1: You can win 1 trillion gold from a gold generator?
User2: No. That's just a cheap marketing strategy that Gary Schofield aka Goldemort hatched while at his vacation house in Zimbabwe. Nobody is actually going to get 1tril from it
by DopamineBaby November 9, 2014
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'Pulling a Schofield' refers to that act of drinking as much alcohol as is humanly possible in an extremely short period of time. To complete "Pulling a Schofield" you will go on to project vomit on and/or near oneself then going on to roll around and sleep in the vomit.
An example of "Pulling a Schofield" would be: On a camping expedition with friends a person, who may or may not be called Jack, would drink an excessive amount of alcohol. He will then be sick all over himself and fall asleep in it.
by TehDictionaryz October 12, 2011
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To "Pull a Schofield", one has to take complete disregard for others feelings - especially close friends and family - in order to facilitate personal gain...thus screwing over your mates

A slight twist on this is the remark "classic schofield" where someone points out that someone has pulled a schofield, and another responds with "classic schofield" this is multi purpose
Will was caught 'Pulling a Schofield' this morning when he told Tom about Tims secret of cracking onto Toms sister. Tim had told him this in strict confidence.

Nikesh found out that Will had 'Pulled a Schofield' when he contacted his account to find out that Will had added himself to their suppliers list instead. Nik found this odd as they were good friends and colleagues.

Tim found Will cracking onto his mum while he was out of the room. He told Mike about this who responded 'Classic Schofield'
by Wills mum September 20, 2012
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simply perfection the coolest, most popular, most outgoing, funny, sexy ,most athletic people ever are named joe always the life of the party and everyone's bestfriend and the girls just cant stay away kinda guy , very laid back and can charm his way out of anything, Loves to act funny yet knows how to be serious. The most sweet and sesitive man you will ever meet. His heart is so big, sometimes he doesn't know quite what to do with it. He is beauiful inside and out. underneath his ruggid figure, his heart is huge. If you fall in love with a Joe, don't ever let him go. he just might not come back. Dont ever break his heart. He is to fragile. He doesn't care much for play fighting. Josephs always give the best hugs, you know you are safe when you are in his arms. You don't have to even meet him to know he is the one for you. Unsure of himself at times. Knows what he wants and goes after it. Hard to read his mind, but not afraid to share it. Always protects the ones he loves. Will do great things with his life. Probably will even change the world.
LOOK THERES JOE SCHOFIELD! LEts go and ask him out, hes so good!!!
by madfrankie12345 August 13, 2011
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A noetic, genius detective who likes astronomy, screenwriting; perhaps known to be rude; his attributes would match with Sherlock Holmes.
Schofield Holmes has got no friends.
by Cosmonaut Mercy February 20, 2022
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Noun.

For anecdotal use in the description of one’s faecal defecating or discharging experience(s). Specifically referring to those which are associated with, but not limited to; constipated movements that ensue for circa 27 years, before they come out.
Hey boss. Sorry I was in the bathroom so long earlier; today’s was a real Phillip Schofield!’

‘-Hey Sharon, how was the natural birth?

-Not fun Susan. My newborn son went full Phillip Schofield on my birthing canal. I required stitches, Susan.’
by JonnyPee February 8, 2020
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