Scalloped

So drunk that you forget where you are but not to the point of passing out.

I didn't plan on pissing on grandpa but I was scalloped!

by ArualAigroegEdaj April 08, 2011

Scallops

The type of seafood that Samantha burns like.

SAMANTHA! YOU'RE BURNING LIKE THE SCALLOPS!

by Rowdy_801 January 11, 2009

scallop

Any of various free-swimming marine mollusks of the family Pectinidae, having fan-shaped bivalve shells with a radiating fluted pattern. Taste like ass.

I went to a restaraunt and got some scallops.

by ...me... May 18, 2006

scallop

Usually not real shellfish but a circular plug of fish meat with almost no flavor.

She ordered scallops thinking that she was getting shellfish. Luckily there was enough sauce so that it still tasted okay.

by Gnarlstoe Charlemagne October 07, 2006

Scalloping

Scalloping-verb
The act of shoving one's hand up the anus of another person, pull out their innards, proceed to the nearest body of water (i.e., lake, pond, public swimming pool, etc.) and swim out on one's back into the middle of said body of water. Then one places the innards on one's stomach and then continue on to eating said innards like an otter.

Danny- "I totally went down by the beach and started scalloping Freddy."

Steve- "Nice dude! Now hold still and bend over."

by Rosco Willy Jacobsin November 13, 2011

what the scallop

the family friendly way of saying what the fuck or what the hell. often used with two exclamation marks and a ;-; emoticon.
other curses like this are “what the fudge” “what the flippers”

person a: hey dude i just stole someones house
person b: ermm… what the scallop!!

by acallops May 15, 2023

vegan scallops

Literally "scallops of vegan version". But it's not scallops. It's made of king oyster mushrooms. Its tastes & feels are definitely not as same as scallops.

I tried vegan scallops yesterday. I thought it's just as same as scallops, but uh, no, it's absolutely different.

by Ms FluffyCat February 01, 2023