In the mid Illinois region such as any area between Chicago and Joliet this word is used to define an individual after he/she does something stupid, ridiculous, or embarrassing.
by JxTwin June 10, 2009
by olyeh March 13, 2009
your all idiots, salty dog is slang for a pirate. salty cause they spend a fair amount of time out at sea - salt water, and dog because they are disrespected criminals and to most decent folk are worth about as much as a dog
arrrrrrrgh me hearties
by salty dog January 31, 2005
A person who has been in the NAVY for longer then three years and has been on at least two deployments.
by The people must KNOW!!! February 13, 2010
The act of having sex with 1 girl and then meeting up with another shortly after (3-5 hours) and having her perform oral on you.
by Al April 4, 2003
When someone gives you a blow job when your penis has not been cleaned after the previous use and they look up and complain that it tastes salty, say "ARRR" like a pirate and forcefully pop it back in their mouth, and you have successfully administered the salty dog.
by JustinOther September 16, 2007
After you ejaculate on the floor, you rub your partners face in it and beat them with a rolled up newspaper.
by Thupar_Man January 22, 2005