jesus sandles

the fugliest shoe ever made. they look like something i wore to the zoo when i was six.

I was digging around in the dumpster and found these jesus sandles.

by prepercolate May 25, 2013

French Sandle

The insertion of the tongue into the earhole in order to lubricate it for further sexual contact via the ear

Charlie gave Hetty a quick french sandle as he didn't want to go in dry again

by Byron's Boys January 4, 2017

jesus sandles

berkunstochs (excuse my bad spelling)

Yo look at dat lame ass honky Brad and his goddamn jesus sandles.

by Jamal April 18, 2004

Gandhi's sandle

Something of extreme dryness, bitterness and unpleasant odour.

Dude, what happened last night? I woke up this morning and my mouth was like "Gandhi's sandle"

by Dr_GmanG September 23, 2011

Ashley Sandle-ch

She’s a savage, sassy, Buffoon, racist. Funny, stupid, un classy. Acting weird- what was she; what was she- a Mexican.

Ashley Sandle-chez is funny, weird, a bit dumb in math, a Mexican, & jojo siwa

Dang! She is so lucky, she has an Ashley Sandle-chez!

WOAH!!! Look at all that cake on Ashley Sandle-chez! 🎂

by ChloetheAsian April 24, 2020

European sandle maker

One who shits on someones back and then walks in it.

When you saw Monique you knew you wanted to go all european sandle maker on her.

by ballzman696969 June 27, 2010

San Francisco Sandles

Knee pads for homosexuals.

Some dude was getting a blowjob from his gay lover and suggested he put on his San Francisco Sandles to be more comfortable.

by Dr. Stefano March 23, 2018