Runk; This word derives from Runkonian myth and lore. Commonly used by those who are more rotund and social inept in a situation of panic. This word has fast become the cry or (squeal) of those in danger in a mythical or very real situation.

But do not get confused, this word can also be used by those who like excreting feacal matter and by those who Runk It Out.

This word was originally used in the battle of helms deep, we were balls deep in action and ended up Runk.
"Back vile Runk Back!"

"Thou Art As Runk As Thou Art Runk"

"Don't funk on my runker man"

"Runka Dunka Dunka-Dee-Doo"

"Dude you see that girl? yeah man i did she was so funkin junkin bunkin skunkin punkin qunkin zunkin cool, (dog barks; Runk! Runk!)"

"Robert Kendall is a Runk"

"Hey man look at me runkin out im on the runkio. Hey man look at me runkin out im on the runkio."

"Dude did you see that hot chick? Yeah."

"Dude my ass is so"

"Runk?!"

"gotta catch em all' pokerunk"

"Man i'd bunk in her runkhole"

"someone, 'snarf' help me 'grunkle' i'm sweating! pinned down and surrounded by orcs, i'm fuckin Runked!"
by The National Runk Museum January 1, 2010
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to act stupid and obnoxious in any way especially involving highlighters.
by Madi (behind A Runk) October 15, 2011
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To vomit violently, leaving a foul smelling residue all over something.
“This morning a girl runked all over our chemistry class. It smelled like shit and was everywhere. I almost runked just looking at it.”
by oldjizz February 26, 2020
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A combination of running and walking, most specifically related to exercising and participating in races. Coined by CathyLB from Maine.
I am going to runk the 5k this weekend.
by CathyLB July 6, 2011
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During the state of intoxication. The individual feels that he/she is not fully drunk, thus proclaiming their own status as Runk.
"Yo shitz, your drunk."
"Na man, see, im Runk."
by MeAN_GoRillAZ January 31, 2010
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When you get so drunk, that you forget about the "d" in drunk.
by cheese n. mayonnaise January 5, 2009
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The Nuevo Modern term (post Twentieth Century) in reference generally towards sex, nomally in context with intercourse, although general variations do follow. It can be the simple definition of sex between a man and a woman, but its application is rather broad without boundaries. It can and is used to describe the mere act of sex, whether straight, bisexual or gay. It is also used to describe feelings of love for someone, or, something. The equivalent of 'fuck' when used in descrptive terms.
1. Sex: "That girl is the type I want to runk!"

2. Alternative sex: "She and I did backdoor runk!"

3. Adjective: "I don't really give a flying runk!"

4. Love: "I really do runk my wife! Seriously!!"
by Mike in Aurora, Colorado January 28, 2008
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