romney 

v. To vainly spend vast amounts and change one's position on issues in the hopes of winning an election.

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I have no hope of becoming class president so I am going to romney until I've spent all the cash my folks gave me.

romney by gnostic 1 December 15, 2012

Romney 

to defecate in fear, especially while atop a vehicle's cargo rack in a dog crate.

"We were going so fast down the interstate that I couldn't help but romney all over the crate floor!"

Romney by Harliquinnraver January 17, 2012

romney 

The three-and-a-half hour window in which a grown man running for president can change his deeply held conviction to its opposite.

"Oh my god, we've been in this car for two and a half romneys now! I need to pee! Wait, no, I don't."

romney by H-wizzle the Fiddle June 11, 2012

Romney 

A unit of time defined by the minimum number of hours a grown man running for president can take to change his position on an issue (courtesy of Jon Stewart).

We've been in the car for almost two and half fucking Romneys now!

Romney by DailyShowFTW June 2, 2012

Romney 

A measure of time, defined as the three and half hour window in which a grown man running for president can change his deeply-held conviction to it's opposite.

Oh my god we've been in this fucking car for two and a half Romneys now! I need to pee! NO I DON'T.

Romney by Bear von Erck May 31, 2012

Romney 

Lying with the worst fake smile, so transparent, all but the dumbest of the dumb can see right through it.

Or:

Any lie that is so over the top, it makes the absurd seem normal.

#1: Little Timmy was sent home from school today after he told a romney in front of the entire classroom!"

#2: One more Romney and I'm filing for a divorce!

#3: <fake smile that never really goes away>
"I never really wanted to be president. I ran because of my love for the American people, well half of them."
<fake smile that never really goes away>

(the closing tag is intentionally not a closing tag)

Romney by xrew December 23, 2012

Romney 

Verb: The act of snowballing Santorum back and forth between two or more parties.

Ryan: Trying to Romney?

Cindy: Romneying is gross!

Ryan: I like it dirty, lets Romney.

Romney by Yochai Wawsop November 12, 2012