Romney

Lying with the worst fake smile, so transparent, all but the dumbest of the dumb can see right through it.

Or:

Any lie that is so over the top, it makes the absurd seem normal.

#1: Little Timmy was sent home from school today after he told a romney in front of the entire classroom!"

#2: One more Romney and I'm filing for a divorce!

#3: <fake smile that never really goes away>
"I never really wanted to be president. I ran because of my love for the American people, well half of them."
<fake smile that never really goes away>

(the closing tag is intentionally not a closing tag)

by xrew December 23, 2012

Romney

Verb: The act of snowballing Santorum back and forth between two or more parties.

Ryan: Trying to Romney?

Cindy: Romneying is gross!

Ryan: I like it dirty, lets Romney.

by Yochai Wawsop November 12, 2012

Romney

The three and a half hour window in which a grown man running for president can change his deeply held conviction to its opposite.

Oh my G-d we've been in this f'in car for two and a half romneys now, I need to pee, no I don't. (as heard on The Daily Show, 1-March-2012)

by nuninthemorning June 6, 2012

Romney

A unit for measuring time: defined as the 3 1/2 hour window in which a grown man, running for president, can change his deeply held conviction to its opposite.

Oh my God, we've been in this car for two and a half Romneys now!

by SavagePetunia May 31, 2012

Romney

a measure of time, the Romney, is defined as the 3 1/2 hour window in which a grown man running for president can change his deeply held conviction to its opposite.

the Romney was first proposed by John Stuart on the Daily Show, 2012/03/01

oh my god, I've been in this f'ing car for 2 and a half Romney now, I need to pee... no i don't

by stevehhh June 2, 2012

Romney

(adj) romney- a lying douchenozzle that doesn't know anything, and is also mormon, and the Antichrist.

(adj) romney- to have binders full of women.

"Did you see chad?"
"Yeah, he's such a romney!"

by indigo montoya October 24, 2012

Romney

To bend someone over and take them from behind without using lube.

I was laying in bed and he "Romneyed my ass

by rogman August 11, 2012