Chris is aYouTube Chanel who argues with feminism and other such bullshit, famous for drinking bleach that one time. He also has a stuffed lama named Paul and a slave named tom, both of which are better then him. He mostly dose his videos in a overly sarcastic manner, acting like a prick, but a lovable prick. He is also god of chair rolls, just trust me on this

"Linch me from the fucking snowflakes " Chris ray gun 2016

Chris ray gun by Dr "fuck off" green February 13, 2018

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revive me i got the Ray Gun

The expectancy of being revive ,because of the one wielding the ray gun has the power to destroy the world

Sean screamed, "Revive me I got the Ray Gun!" because of him dying from one crawler.

revive me i got the Ray Gun by Jellyahn Toast July 15, 2017

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The Ronald ray-gun

A sexual act in which one man takes an energy ray gun and shoots it up another mans tight harry asshole. This will produce an amazing orgasm causing the man to bust a load, but will also kill him in the process.

Elton john accidentally killed his boyfriend when he performed The Ronald ray-gun.

The Ronald ray-gun by bigdong30 April 6, 2009

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Chris Ray Gun

Noun.

A phrase used to refer to a single person who exists as a subset of "Schrodinger's Douchebag" whereby the person making the bigoted statements retreats from their stance and obscures their politics with the excuse that they were "just joking," except that in the case of the "Chris Ray Gun" the individual does so continuously, usually for a living (i.e. as their primary source of income). "Chris Ray Guns" make blogs, articles, internet videos, and even music or other art with the express intention of using edgy and humor to defend reactionary political stances and ridicule progressive stances. A necessary quality of the Chris Ray Gun is that they reinforce bigotry, usually by using slurs as insults while simultaneously arguing against civil rights, all because they think they're being funny.

Sometimes abbreviated to "C.R.G." and not to be confused with the common proper noun and first name "Chris."

"Have you seen the latest Chris Ray Gun video?"

"Yeah, that guy has some problems."

Chris Ray Gun by NiceQueen August 14, 2017

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