Raccooning

The act of taking food/beer that has been left outdoors, particularly at a tailgate.

Friend: "Shit, Jimmy left the tailgate in order to see kickoff, and he locked the beer in the car"
You: "Time to go raccooning. I think I saw an F-150 parked a few spots away"

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Fan #1 (leaving the stadium): "That was a great game"
Fan #2: "It sure was" (making his way to an unattended cooler)
Fan #1: "While you are raccooning, I will be taking a piss. Raccoon me that bag of chips while you are there"

by FlipCup1023 October 10, 2010

The Raccoons

The first animated show produced entirley in canada. Watched by entire families when aired. Ran from 1985 to 1991.

Hey, did you guys see The Raccoons last night?

by zartok-35 August 28, 2006

raccooning

When you are so tired, the bags under your eyes have bags.

Kelsey went out too late last night -- she's raccooning hard.

by Poley on the Pole June 18, 2018

Raccooner

A Raccooner doesn't have to ask what a Raccooner is. You are born as a Raccooner, if you don't know what it is, don't even bother asking. Raccooners always stay together and love scrumptious cheddars :raccNom:. They also have a liking for sophisticated words!

Would you consider yourself a Raccoon Enthusiast or/and Raccooner?
Of course, i have been a zealous Raccooner for life #FeelTheRampage
:handshake: :raccSmile:

by NotLatka July 14, 2021

Raccoon

A cute badass animal that is naturally bulletproof owning a pet raccoon makes you all powerful and all the girls will be on your dick they kill your enemies no questions asked and make a quick silent job of it the only way to kill a raccoon is to bless an ancient sword and stab it in the heart

Oh shit a Raccoon fucking run

by Raccoonlover May 29, 2019

raccoon

The cutest animal on the planet!walkplanitgrade, is about 27-40 inches long, has 40 teeth, has about 5 adorable rings on it's tail, and it's famous "bandit" mask. Has opposable thumbs and can grasp objects, did I mention they are the cutest animals on the planet? They can live anwhere from forested areas, to your own back yard! Their scientific name is "Procyon Lotor"

Hey, look at that ultra cute raccoon!

by Zach February 17, 2004

Raccoon

A girl who puts on way too much eye makeup and therefore looks like a racoon. Also she exists only to make worse the lives of all around her by being extremely annoying and sucking at life. Also has the word coon in it, i dont know why tho.

Randee : "Hey guys pay attentions to me! I look like a raccoon!"
Delux : "BAD RACCOON! Stop picking in our trash can!"

by daverba September 15, 2006